You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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