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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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