im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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