I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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