This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize