2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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