he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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