My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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