party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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