we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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