All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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