i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Swine flu is the new snow day.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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