this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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