Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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