life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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