how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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