i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The adults are the big ones right?
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