Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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