She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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