Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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