At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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