He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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