He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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