I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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