So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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