I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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