I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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