I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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