I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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