Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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