Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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