I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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