i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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