moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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