One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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There's always time for handjobs
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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