at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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