my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize