just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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