soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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