ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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