i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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