seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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