How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize