it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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