hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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