Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
that's an acceptable place to lick
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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