How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
only if we run a train.
done.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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