hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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