i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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