I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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